Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Annnnd that’s why you invite the biggest asshole in your class to your birthday party.
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
The Real Walter White
When AMC’s Breaking Bad premiered in 2008, one of Alabama’s most successful meth cooks was already knee deep in building a massive meth empire. His name? Walter White. In this documentary, Walter tells us the secret behind his product, how he stacked up thousands of dollars per day, and why his partner is now serving two life sentences.
Washington Post: The National Security Agency is tracking the location of cellphones around the world, documents shared by former contractor Edward Snowden show.
The nearly 5 billion records a day the NSA gathers are used to track the movements of individuals and visualize their relationships.
emergency bong rips
that’s some funny looking meth.